Three dudes are sitting at the bar. There is a Russian - he is sitting there with a bottle of vodka. There is a Californian - he is sitting at the bar with 2 bottles of red wine. And there is a Montanan, he is sitting there with a 6 pack of Kokanee."We've got tons of vodka in Russia, " exclaims the Russian. He throws his bottle of Vodka in the air, whips out a gun, and blows it out of the sky."We've got tons of red wine in California," exclaims the Californian. He takes out a gun and blows red wine all over the motherfucking room.The Montanan takes out his gun and shoots the Californian."We've got plenty of Californians in Montana."