so today i hitchiked to baker so i could shred. i eventually got there and did shred, but this is what happened in route.

I was at HWY9 after deming waiting for my second ride when an old burgundy colord buick century pulls over, so i hop in. The driver is an extremely fat (probly about 300lbs) bald old man. i would guess about 50. imagine the fruitiest high pitched gay voice with a souther drawwwwwl. thats how he talked. were chattin for a while then around maple falls he starts tellin me about this party he was at the night before. and i quote "then my friend karen showed up with some gooood dope, so we all started smokin it and goddamn did it make me horny" so i say "well you should have picked yourself up a lady for that!" and he says " well the thing about me, is that im gay. and thats why i wouldnt want any lady...But you know what i do want? i want to pull this car over right now and suck your dick" so yeah, i shit you not i swear on my balls, anything you can think of. boy scouts honor pinky promise whatever. but back to the story. After that im fucking shocked and say back "sorry but ive got a girlfriend so im going to have to say no" annnnnnnnnnnd he says "are you sure? cuz boyyyyyyyyy Ill suck yo dick so good yo head will pop of HEHEHEHE" kdwjlsfgdhsklufgajflgsalfjdsjlfkgsdlkj fuckin gnarly. so yeah. i had him drop me off in glacier cuz i did not want to deal with this shit all the way to the hill, or get raped or killed or some shit. but the fuckin kicker is he probably asked me like 5 more times if he could suck my dick before we got there. like 5 minutes away. horrible.