so we've been getting peppered with questions about becoming and eesa enabler, so we thought we'd break it down for you.

what is an eesa enabler?

an eesa enabler is someone who's amped on shredding and everything that's shredtastic about it.

what do I have to do?

being a snowboarder is a good place to start. go look in the mirror, ask yourself 'self, am i a dragger of knuckles'? if your question is followed by a long silence, chances are indeed you are a dragger of knuckles.

yeah, but what do i have to do?

well, if you are as half-assed as most of us, all you have to do is sit on your couch and wait for the mailman to arrive with envelopes of goodies addressed to you from eesa.

let me get this straight, you want me to send an e-mail to enabler@eesaclothing.com with my mailing address and eesa will send me free stuff in the mail?

seriously, if you don't get it by now, stop reading

what if you are some sketchy stalker or something?

while we would agree that the two characters behind eesa are a bit shady, we promise no ninjas will show up at your house in the middle of the night throwing death stars. (legal disclaimer: we have no idea if ninjas can and or will show up at your house, but if they do, we had nothing to do with it, and if ninjas DID show up at your house throwing death stars and all you could think about was that e-mail you sent to eesa, you are either more stone-cold then chuck norris, or you are just plain insane).

we hope we answered some of your questions this session, if not, feel free to contact us at enabler@eesaclothing.com and as always......

shred on,

www.eesa.com

P.P.S. if the real ninja-jay showed up to your house you should be so lucky to sit down and crack a cold-cool one and learn yourself a thingy or two.