The contest is for the spillin of sacred info? I think you're just looking for the rat.
Mammoth is by far the most beautiful and comfortable place I can think of right now. 70 degrees all day long and big shady floating clouds.

You want super secret sesh info?
Can't skate but like to pretend you're pro?
There is a hidden skate park in the woods in Mammoth for all of you who don't feel like dropping in down the street at Volcom Bro's. Once you've gone and stood over there for 10 minutes to watch the big boys, head to Shady Rest and hit it with the 8 year olds. You can park your car facing the quaterpipe at night and it sits lower in town so when the snow starts falling up the hill, it will stay dry for a little longer.
