i think we need to set a visual for the readers... let's have you guys take your shirts off-no, it'll be fine...trust me, this is what 'models' do... yeah, ok...so where was i-yes, take your shirts of and get a little sweaty. then i want you both to look into eachothers eyes. look at eachother with passion, anger and spite....i want you to be the gang members from michael jackson's video, "beat it"...no, i not asking you to "beat it", literally, drago...seriously, put that thing away...no, i won't give you $25 to touch it...christ, screw this. i'm out.

Craig Kelly Forever.

i luv u. you saved me. but you win.