Bluebird Waxes and Gear

Life can be hard sometimes. At Bluebird, we believe that a sense of humor is the best way to get through it. Unfortunately, some people were not born with one of those. And as of now, we do not sell senses of humors.

Our catalog can be a little offensive sometimes. At Bluebird we believe that a sense of humor is the best way to get through it.

If you don't already know the benefits of a properly tuned board, go kill yourself. Or just check it out and see for yourself.

Bluebird makes the best wax known to man. And we have the 9th best scrapers in Wyoming. If you have any questions, please feel free to call Rice or Otterstrom.
Or maybe Marco. Or Wastell. Or Guch. Or Pitman. Or Coulter. Or......

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Bluebird Pro-Model Waxes

Product: Travis Rice Wax. All-Temp
Smell: Hot chick right out of the shower.

Travis is a wild beast. Have you ever witnessed the Tazmanian Devil and Evil Knievel have a child together? It's called Travis Rice. This Wax is also called Travis Rice. Wax.

Product: Marc Frank Montoya Wax. All-Temp
Smell: Chocolate Thunder. (no, it doesn't smell like Stan Evans)

Every tenth moon of the ninth eclipse of the fourth Halloween, does a freak of nature such as this dude exist. He wanted a girl bending over as his graphic. To have a graphic like this, you must at least have a "Streetcred" o-meter rating of 9.6.

Product: Chad Otterstrom Wax. All-Temp
Smell: It was supposed to be Bannana. But the dudes at the factory sent us a ton of no scented ones. So after those are gone it's "probably gonna be Bannana. Probably.

My old Solid Team manager, Dave Tuck, used to announce contests in Call-a-Rad-bro. When ever he would give Otterstrom's sponsors over the mic, he would always ad in Bluebird. After about 3 years of this, Chad called from the bar and asked, "When am I on the Team?" I reply, "Um, Tomorrow?" His has a freakin' popsicle stick.

Product: 100% all Natural Soy Wax (Kurt Wastell)
Smell: nada

We wanted to have something to offer to the hippies. My parents were/are hippies.
I'm down with the hippies. (Except when I race by on my 2 stroke sled in the backcountry.) Kurt Wastell is for sure, not a hippy. He does however endorse environmental responsibilty and this wax. This wax kicks ass is colder/dryer snow. We are working on more temps and improving this one. Welcome home brother.

Product: All-Temp Hydro-Wax
Smell: wax

Our bread and butter. All our pros rock this shit. It stays on foreveskis and is fast as balls. Like fast balls. Outrun Patrollers and overshoot gaps with ease. Scrape when warm. This shit is hard.(note: this is the same formula for the pro waxes.) This is "A" Game wax. "A" Game, don't leave home without it.

Product: Wet Snow Paste.
Smell: Paste Wax

We claim it's "Wet Snow Paste" cuz I tried it in dry powder, and basically it was like putting a bunch of warm peanut butter on my base. Then I tried it in wetter powder, and it was like DAAMMMNN!!! I was seriously passing Ninjas on race boards on meth.

Product: Pocket sized All-Temp Rub-On.
Smell: Like the Rice wax.

Dude, I was doing handrails in my super tight jeans yesterday. Next to Mini-Mart. And, I wasn't getting enough speed to achieve a proper purchase on the rail. Then my friends all, " Hey, is that a Bluebird Pocket sized All-Temp Rub-On in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?" And I was all, "Snappajewea!!!!"
Um what?

Product: Waxing Apron
Smell: cloth

Dude, you know your company is a big deal when you got waxing aprons. Basically, what this is is a rectangular shape piece of cloth with some straps. Welcome to the future.

Product: Tuning Racks
Smell: plastic

This dude Peter Stuart was the first ever Burton rep. He designed these a while back for Burton. Then they switched them up a little, pretty much ruined the original design, then called them their own. Now we are using his original version. Wait, did I just say that?

Product: CB4 Beanie
Smell: A lot of little threads woven together.

For those of you who are slightly retarded, in the movie CB4, This was the hat. In real life, Rice loves the grey one on the left.

Product: Classic beanie
Smell: n/a

If you are not into letting everyone know how big of a shred huckstable you are, this might be the hat for you. Or not.

Product: Poptart Robber's mask
Smell: Black thread.

Knock up a bank or just keep your fat nose warm. Wear it as a Popeye beanie, or pull the mask down for the ever glorified "stalker" look. This is our 5th year making these. So basically. we have our finger on the pulse of youth culture.

Product: Just Text flex
Smell: Sweat shop.

It's just a freakin' flex fit with our freakin' logo on it.

Product: Just Text mesh
Smell: Same as above.

Mesh hat bro. You and Ashton Kutcher can party together.

Product: Belt
Smell: A little bit like a belt.

All the redneck deuches I went to school with were always like "Hey queerbate, pullyer pants up! Getchorself a belt!" So I finally did. Red or black?

Product: Standardish Tool
Smell: China

This tool is basically pretty standard. That's why there's like 6000 companies
that sell this screwdriver. What makes ours better you ask? Nothing really unless you'd rather support creepy old men and not snowboarders like us.

Product: Stranger Tool
Smell: China

My friend was telling me about this trick where you sit on your hand for a few minutes and then, um nevermind. He called it the Stranger. You know what's stranger than that? That this is the best shred tool known to man. The head totally rotates and spins and shit. You can also put the bits in the handle. Welcome to the future.

Product: Pirate Hooker Leash
Smell: Also china

One time I waited in a lift line for what seemed like foreveskis. And when I got to the ticket checker, he wouldn't let me on the lift without a leash. That's why you want this. Not because some mildly retarded dude decided that this product was a mandatory clause in the ski resort's insurance policy.

Product: Stomp pad
Smell: China Town

Yeah, you've seen stomp pads before. But tell me the truth, most of them are pretty whack, huh? There's like some pot leaves or lame clear plastic ones with a sublimated logo. Just weakness. Step into the future once again, with our stomp pad domination of the nation. JJ Thomas is " all about " these.

Product: Hater sticker
Smell: Sticker

Dude, sometimes I think I'm a genius. This quite possibly, might be the best sticker known to man. And is in my top 100 "Best ideas I've ever had", log.