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JIB SKATE

This is so rad, Twin tip skate skis. Finally, Check out the video.

www.jibskate.com

wack

that is by far the lamest thing ever-

sichter

are you kidding me? that should double the participation level by at least one.

free the heel, free the soul,

free the heel, free the soul, free us from stupid ski company shit!!!

i'd mini blade before i stepped into a pair of these.

the jib park just got a little more crowed...ugh.

ha

i didnt know you could buy homosexuality cos they are gay

stupid fucking aussies

Snowboarders like you give winter a bad name. It takes way more talent to jib skate than snowboard. Aussie motherfucker! Call shit gay. Fuck you! You go to hell! I should fly to Australia and kick your fucking ass! Then fuck your girlfriend, and ski passed you on the mountain.
Snowboarders are the lowest form of winter recreation besides snow shoeing. I can't count the times I've waited for boarders to hit a kicker-big lines of guys right by the jump when I just want to go from the top and get REAL air.
Why do boarders drag their asses down the hill? Because they love the feeling so much.
As far as buying homosexuality, I bet you'd be an expert. Don't put on the facade, we all know you take it up the ass.
Go felch yourself, dickless.

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I am at a complete loss, I can't believe K2 didn't come up with it first. Their market research is really slacking.

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oh my god

I just puked all over my keyboard.thanks jibskate.

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so isnt this just a twin tip ski and telemark binding? hummmmm looks familar. o yah I HAVE SEEN THEM not any news to me.

So are these just thinner twi

So are these just thinner twin tip skis or am I missing something?

Telemarking vs. Snowboarding

Well, the thing is, Telemarking is not the same as XC skiing. The park is about the only place XC skiing could go that they haven't been before. Why don't you get of your cold snowy ass and try it. I bet you all have a bunch of smart ass excuses and retorts, but it comes down to your gaping vagina keeping you from trying something new because you're to ignorant to stop felching your lift buddy to recognize real talent and a new evolution in skiing.
The future is telemarking, just look at the mountain and see it. Notice how the best guys on the mountain are free heeling? Of course not, because snowboarders are arrogant anal-fisting douche bags who never bothered to learn a real sport. Go kiss Sean Whites ass, then suck my dick and tell me which tastes better.
See you on the slopes. I'll be the guy skiing past you all while you rip on people with more balls and talent than every boarder on the mountain put together.
ps. Your girlfriend says you have a problem with maintaining an erection without another man present. You can't watch and spank while I fuck her, sorry.

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Ohh my Mr Wiseguy, you clearly have a lot of pent up anger there, guess thats what happens when you spend all day in a gnarly spider one piece lycra suit that pushes your balls back up inside - mind you having looked at your profile and seen that you have made the fatal error of purchasing a Burton Vapor i would be pretty angry too, as it must be depressing having every other boarder laugh at you in the lift line for being gulable enough to buy one.

On a serious note i, and i am pretty sure everyone else on this site, have plenty of friends who ski both with there heels attached and unattached, and they are capable of some sick shit whatever there persuasion. What is Gay is attitudes like yours that belong in the early nineties and in the members bars of the golf course owners who run resorts these days.The jib skate is gay because 1: Fisher feel the need to use a hybrid snowboard/skateboard name to try and give their 'reveloutionary' new ski product some cred & 2:It brings dinosaurs like you out of the wood work.

Snowboarding has reveloutionised the technology under skiers feet, and changed the way skiers look at the mountain forever - maybee it is about time you respected the sport that has enabled you in your own words to have such big balls and so much talent.

By the way if you want to take this up personally i will be the dude standing at the end of your bed in hospital laughing at you whilst you spend six months in traction because you did the splits on landing and ripped your massive balls apart whilst attempting a double daffy over the biggest kicker n the park.