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Sweat shop labor king, Nike, readies itself to enter (again) the snowboard world!

Perhaps a third time is a charm, Nike will re enter the shred world with Nike Snowboard Boots for the 2008/09 season.

The heavy hitter squad will be comprised of Danny Kass, Louie Vito, Annie Boulanger (Baby, I miss my little Frenchy. Call a brother.), Justin Benee, Eric Jackson and Laura Hadar (Call me girl, I miss your skinny Joey Ramone self.).

An unofficial spokesperson says that Nike sweat shop children have been very busy inhaling glue fumes while stitching rubber soles together on sixteen hour shifts. A full line of kicks for the snow should be shipping mid September to all Foot Lockers...I mean core snowboard shops worldwide.

///™ Come on Tiger Woods, move over!

what, no love for nike town usa?!

Craig Kelly Forever.

Fuck NIke.

Fuck NIke.

///™ So, what you are saying is...

don't do it!

Craig Kelly Forever.

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I was hanging with a couple of my friends that did some filming for Nike Soccer last fall. They said the big push was for Nike "Urban". Apparently the market research was very favorable.

The sweatshops in Asia are getting too expensive and the kids are starting to organize, its time to move to the Sudan where the government is more favorable.

Oh Really?

I hear Darfur is lovely this time of year.

Nice turd cutter, baby.

nah...

venezuela and afganistan are better. we are doing a line of boards next year at omatic called the P.I.S.S. series. the politically incorrect sweatshop series. we will have 6 year old children with no arms make boards with their teeth in noth korea, iran, venezuela and afganistan, and tijuana.

seriously

We need an appreciate Trichards humor thread...

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no shit...

go me !!!!!

nike shots?

are there any product shots of these new nike snowboard boots? I'm super curious as to how they are going to look. i can't believe it, well i guess i actually can, its just so wack that they are diving into our industry. nike sb is one thing, nike snowboard boots? jesus