Bar Tender (mandatory drinking of two Bar Mat drinks per day...before 11 a.m.)

Male stripper (dressed in women's garb and full make-up)

Gas Station Attendant (top priorities include huffing gas and cleaning the dumper)

City Market Toilet Cleaner while working alongside your Ex...for 12 hr. shifts

Coonstruction Worker (tradeoffs include the growing of a mullet and a meth habit)