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Flexing a snowboard.

I have a 152 capita stairmaster (06-7) i know its soft, but is there anything I can do to make it even more soft??? Post some ideas.

Break

Break it in, or break the core.. gain weigh.. uh, widen your stance, flex it alot

East Coast Grown, Jersey Fresh

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the old trick from years ago was to cut the top sheet in the dead center from edge to edge with a v notch. Of course your board will be shot, but that SOB will lock onto the rails like crazy.
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honestly

I didnt buy an artifact, but I still want SUPER SOFTNESS, so give me understandable methods for making my board softer, please.

Prepare For World Domination

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do not be such a fucking wimp. grow a nut and some leg muscle, or you could just do like i do and drill some plate bindings to the nose and tail of your board.

Craig Kelly Forever.

Ride it....

nhrastamon

The best and most fun way to

The best and most fun way to break it in is simply riding and jibbing it. But if you honestly need it that much softer, throw two pillows on the floor. Put your snowboard on them upside down, each binding cushioned by a pillow. Stand on the base of your board (which is now facing up) between the bindings and bounce. You can do the same for the nose and tail if want it more flexible there as well. I've seen boards with all the flex of a 2x4 mellow out after doing this for a long time. It's lame, but it works.

Getting Soft...

Well, I recommend getting real with it... you know.. talking to it about your feelings... listening to how it feels... letting it know how much care about and love it... hugs work wonders... acknowledge it... maybe add a bottle of red to mix (get that buzz going, usually helps those tears flow)... should soften right up for you.

Then again it could just be a stubborn punk... then of course you'll just have to beat it into submission.

to make your board soft....

show it a picture of rosie o donnel naked, end of discussion

///™ I just got the best pm from Jibstikk...

in response to my above post to him:

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From: Jibstikk
To: LumberJackJibber
Subject: me, a fucking wimp?
Date: Wed, 06/20/2007 - 9:33am

K dude, callin me a wimp thats pretty lame, considering im probably wayyy stronger than you. I play highschool football, basketball and baseball, my legs are strong. But softer boards are fun, and I didnt know about how soft the WWW and Artifact are until I bought my stairmaster... lame freeriders
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Craig Kelly Forever.

✠™Sex it to flex it

I just stick my deck under the mattress, then lube up and slip one in my Mrs for a couple of hours a day over the next week - then 7 days later hey presto one smooth flexing ride.

How are you gonna have any en

How are you gonna have any energy to ride after that?

Good reply btw. =)

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haha jibstikk should change his name to jock faggot

ohh puuuh-leeeease

oh, c'mon jockstikk cocklikk, what are you thinking? i mean... the guy's name is lumberjackjibber, hes got lumberjack right their in it. we all know that the man-strength you get from being a woodsman is way more than the pretty boy-strength you get from ramming into dudes with your tight spandex on. lame freeriders? fucking douche-bag park rats (i say with a hint of irony as i ride mostly park, but realize that freeriding can be way harder/funnerer)

and im pretty sure if you cant flex your snowboard (especially if its a stairmaster which is waaay soft) then you are, in fact, A FUCKING WIMP. and unlike being a lumberjack, thats not ok

too...

...funny...

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just shred it until it is soft i dont know why this really matters since its late june and you live in ohio, maybe you should be tossin your pigskin around rather then flexin your board all summer

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Man, it sure has been an entertaining couple of weeks on the ole Snowboard Mag. Thanks guys, summer sure can suck.

HAHAHAHA

you all think im a jock. HAHAHAHAHAH thats a joke, considering im the least jock style person in my school, I may play sports but that doesnt mean anything, I guess im just talented. But how many jocks snowboard and are still good? how many jocks wear holden pants? how many jocks wear tight jeans? Im not a fagget gangsta poser like most snowboarders, so go die if you think anything of it.

Prepare For World Domination

oh and 1 more thing

I need it soft because I have a summer box setup, sort of like one I saw on youtube. But alot longer and more fun. And I plan on taking some trips to austrailia maybe with my crew... but thats only if we can smuggle some weed.

Prepare For World Domination

and...

by telling us all this did you think youd prove us wrong.... or did you just want to solidify youre place as a huge douchebag?

me?

yes, it makes me feel better about my personality and style... Not!! I dont strive to prove you wrong in anyway, nor do I apsire to impress any of you. I was just saying something to lumberjack and apparently it blew up. I could care less if you thought I was a jock or whatever, because i know what I am, and thats a snowboarder. all I wanted was imformation on how to make an already soft board, softer. Sorry for being curious and wanting to improve my ability... Your all just haters.

Prepare For World Domination

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keep on talking you donkey jocko douche bag
slap some ass in the shower for me at your next 'practice" jocko
ps no one likes a Hater-hater.

Love is in the air

wow this has gotten outta control

anywho

686 gear anyone? its alot so if yu know anything about any of it, ask your questions.. ill get it on th e 686 thread .. figured this was high traffic so i put a thing here for it.. go there..

and yes im a tech rep for Option, 686, sepia, drop and Ogio

East Coast Grown, Jersey Fresh

wow

now this is what i look for in a snowboard-mag.com post. homosexual tension, aggressive behavior, harsh words with a jealous lover's undertone..... hot hot hot. at least Drago isnt pulling a beastiality reference on this one... ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 07/08' snowboard season!!!!

///™ Yet another p.m. from Jockstikk/Hot Tropic customer

***the below pm has me very scarred, please someone hold me.

let me see, i live where it snows and we have big mountains (and the season goes to july 4th a lot of the time). you live where there are nascar tracks...yep, you got me beat.

if sucking dick is a talent, you rule.

time to loosen your jockstrap, it is cutting off the blood flow to your pea sized brain.

From: Jibstikk
To: LumberJackJibber
Subject: Re: me, a fucking wimp?
Date: Thu, 06/21/2007 - 5:48pm

Your a fucking gay freerider, jocks dont wear tight pants... im no jock, im just talented in many different things. So you can come watch me slay a handrail wishing you could because you'd rather spend your time turning.

Craig Kelly Forever.

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wow, sounds like the kind of PM a superjockodouche would send, i would be kind of worried he masterbates to the fantasy of soaping up in the shower with you

haha yep

OH NO!!!! wow, I can go down a mountain and turn the entire time! shows how much skill you have? its pretty funny how you think your SO cool telling me im gay, stupid and a jock. haha its all in good fun, because I know your like 30-40 years old nearing your mid-life crisis and dreading your wife leaving for your shrinking penis and low chance erection.... since want to get into things sexually now? since you think your a "big-man" now, dont you? Yeah... im done with this... ive ranted enough about your old fatass.

Prepare For World Domination

hmmmm...

first of all i'm not 30 yet, and if my girlfriend was going to leave me for my small penis or "low chance erection", trust me, it would have happened a long time ago. Plus, i have freckles. and a lisp. and theres a 50-50 shot I have some sort of barnyard animal fetish (ask drago). And to be honest, I dont think there are enough rants on this site about old, fat, asses. I think we should start a new thread.....

this isnt for you

Mets, ive been argueing with LBJ not you...

Prepare For World Domination

✠™ No . . .

. . . you have just been making your self look stupid jockstroke

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oh i forgot to add cheeseball gay stupid jock faggot
"prepare for world domination" hahaha could you be any stupider, gayer or jocker?

learn to spell

Before you start trying to make a satement, remember your grammar. "Stupider," is not a word in the english OR GAY CANADIAN language. Gayer is also not a word, nor is Jocker??? Your an illiterate canadian fuck.

Prepare For World Domination

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its "you're" an illiterate candian fuck you stupid donkey jock faggot retard

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wriiten like a gay stupid jock! way to go chachi