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Define a shifty.

I'm having trouble locking down the correct terminology for this one... or at least anything funny. The most creative one may just see his or her deffinition plagerised in an upcomping issue of SNOWBOARD MAG.

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Shifty

A shifty is defined as a person who is not good at spelling. Or just a massive 90 degree kick of your legs while you drink a Mountain Dew or some other mildly whorish energy drink thrown off camera to you while you grab your sponsor's logo and watch the money pile up.

Makeshift

Shifties used to be called "makeshifts". It comes from doing an ollie on a skateboard and not grabbing, but styling your board frontside or backside. AKA) "Makeshift Grab"

There you go. There really is a defination, and ya'alls too young to know.

just for fun

You turn 90 degress, afraid of being attacked by the yeti (who attacks if you complete spins) you freeze and tweak your body as much as possible until nearing the landing, you then straigten out and stomp that shit. Make sure you have some AIR(blaster) or it'll look gay.

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either/or

this can be done Front side or Backside. Keep it stylin!!!

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