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McMillon Rant

You remember when skating was going through that period of huge fucking purple Blind jeans and wheels that didnt really roll? Well, this is where snowboarding is at right now.

Just take a look at the fashion alone. Like the "all over prints".
Im definetly "over" "all" those.
It's like everyone is wearing fucking clown suits. Like "Bro, you headed to a Birthday Party?"
"Hey clown, make me a giraffe!"
It's like Fresh Prince in '89
It's like Bel Biv Devo
It's like Kid in Play.
Not only is all this shit ugly, it's also gay.
Nothing says "check me out!, I'm gay" like an all over print of ice cream cones.

Then these kids go and get a photo "bomb dropping" off of a 4ft loading dock.
Wow dude. good job! your promodel looks sick!

Then we got the Girl's jeans. Now this shit actually makes me angry.
"Friends dont let friends wear Girl's jeans"
If you cant see why this is gay, then you are officially gay. Like no turning back gay. like your parents are already warming up to your boyfriend kind of gay.

basically this group is trying to look like Jim Greco, but 5 years ago.
and these are the dudes that make skaters hate snowboarders.

but Clancy did have a point the other day. hes like "Well, Willie, if everyone dressed the way you wanted them to dress all you'd see is black pants and red jackets."
good point...but

snowboarding has no respect in the world right now. i mean yeah, your mom is now stoked on snowboarding. And also all the skiers. And maybe your football coach finally gave in. and all the frat boys wearing Burton shit.

but to everyone else, snowboarding is a joke.

just look through the company ads. the ads are fucking garbage. everything that is coming out is old, played out, stale, and yes, gay.

Snowboarding is in a slump right now. It needs a good beat down. Like the kind of beat down you get when you when get caught fucking Tony Montana's wife.

Now let me make some things clear, because yes, I am for sure expecting some major backfire from this. I have nothing against "gays". Quite a few of my friends ended up on Brokeback mountain. And i dont mean to disrespect anyone personally. To each his own. Maybe I'm just a bitter fuck that's been around too long.

I do think that some people will agree.

Snowboarding is officially gay.

The actual act of snowboarding will never be gay.

As soon as the winter hits. I wont even care.

But as Larry says "2 days at the tradeshow and Willie is snapping".

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you got it!!

just a bunch of clones , I agree. tell it brother.

Flannel Shirts forever

Don't forget the Charlie Brown Tee

I've been throwin out the Skateboarding circa 92' comparision for the last 3 years, glad to see somewhere someone else is seeing it too...The one absurd trend you missed however is the ridiculous tall tee/ghetto gown phenomenon...

hate hate hate hate

hater. get over it and snowboard.

raise

your hand if yer gay...good job

...

good one...

///tm Willie...

just make the film-show'em how it is to ride on mountains.

Craig Kelly (and fat girls) Forever.

Is Southern California ruining snowboarding?

way to speak up, willie.

personally, i've concluded a few things (which seem to be in line with what you're rapping about):

1. Usually I pick up a snowboard magazine and discover nothing but fashion-oriented content and non-snowboard related campaigns. So, i just don't look at many snowboard mags any more. I seem to be happier when I avoid the majority of irritating snowboard media and just snowboard.

2. A snowboarding culture collapse such as the early 90's skate death would actually be very welcomed by me. I personally think those are the best/funnest/most memorable and rewarding times. It's like a colon cleanse for snowboarding. I get excited when I think about a time when "boardsports" are once again shunned by nearly everyone who lacks a true commitment to skating or snowboarding.

3. One admired industry veteran who now lives in Orange County once told me that Southern California will ruin snowboarding. That's what I call The Truth.

stay ripshredding. and keep waxing the 157-172's.

of course

So Cal has ruined snowboarding completely have you ever been to bear mtn,mt high...its about as gay as you can get,sure bear is fun,but the people who attend.

Kate Moss, Paris Hilton, and your mom...

Ok, anyone look at the HD&HR flyer?

... And I quote "08 Clothing Preview & Fashion Show."

FASHION SHOW... Your Honor, members of the jury - I rest my case.

Don't get me wrong, Bear is local for me, and I go there... There are some quality people there... It is the crowd that will be watching the '08 Clothing Preview & Fashion show that I am scared of. You want to know what I am wearing in '08... Probably the same black pants I wore in 06 and the blue or gray jacket from 05... They still work fine. Sheesh, Back then there was no fashion show, I wonder how I managed to pick out my outerwear!!!

Steezin' for no reason!

Yo Willie - what up kneegrow!

I am heading up with Gramata for the festivities!

I am ironing my bandana for my back pocket, got my hat with the gangsta tilt, and my goggles ready to prop on my head - sideways. Of course, I will have my oversized sunglasses on as well - bling encrusted. I am thinking about cutting all my hair off as well, so I can spike it up, and plaster the rest against my face - and oh yeah, dye it black. Once I am done, I will sooo fit in! God - I am giddy at the thought of seeing J.P. again.

Rob

HD&HR

Willie, You want more fuel for the "Snowboarding is Gay" or "McMillon Rant" threads..... Just wait, I will go do some recon up in big bear this Saturday... I will take some candid photos of "What is wrong with Snowboarding."

Well, I am off to punch some trees... In order to infiltrate the industry I must get my knuckles in shape for some good old fashion bro-down knuckle punching.

Right on Bluebird!

I love this shit!

Willie, Snowboarding has been "gay" for years. That is the reason I (with the help of my good friends Ryan and Scotty) started our own company four years ago. But back then, the gayness was in the corporate office of the "snowboard" companies I used to work for, and not on the hill.

These are the people that actually believed that putting the word "Volant" next to (a reasonably liked brand at the time) Limited would help sell snowboards. I go up to their offices to tell them the actual reason why there are 8000 boards in a warehouse north of Denver and not on snowboard hills all over the world and this is what I get in return: "Ah..we have college degrees in Marketing and Management... so why don't you just go back downstairs and keep making the boards."

So after the factory and company go under...I put myself through college in Denver...and in my sophomore year...Lucid Notion is born.

As the Co-Owner of the foremost "grown out of a bedroom" and "fuck off" company in snowboarding today... I can't help but side with Mr. McMillon and everyone involved with Bluebird on the overall gayness that is todays snowboard industry. And even though I have much more to say on this topic (And have a tremendous amount of respect for the entire Bluebird Crew) I will end with the fact that snowboarding is in fact NOT gay:

I site the overwhelming community support here on Snowboard Magazine as my only reason for saying this. There are many opinions on this topic, and I doubt I will be the last to comment. Most of the opinions do call for change.... or at least a realization that a change is not only needed, but mandatory at this stage in the game.

And that my friend Bluebird is the reason that our companies will last the span of time... long after people stop asking where Limited went, or why (Insert Specific Snowboard Wax Company Here) doesn't exist. Snowboarding is no longer gay because you, I and everyone on this site believe in it enough to keep it alive!

Daniel E. Ekker
Co-Owner
The Lucid Notion Snowboard Company
Denver, CO 80204

PS: I went to work one day and watched eight of my best friends loose their jobs at Limited here in Colorado. All because some dick head (Who helped create the computer I am typing this on) got in a silly spat about money (Keep in mind they are both millionaires..) and couldn't keep a promise to each other. Wonder what's really going on in this industry???

Keep your company and dream alive, I promise to do the same, and the industry as a whole will eventually benefit from a combined passion that the people making snowboarding gay will never be able to understand!!!

ha..ha....ha.....ha.....ha
The Lucid Notion Snowboard Company

AND IF YOU MYSPACE:

The Lucid Notion Snowboard Company's Silly MySpace Site

(.)(.)

you're right and there is an easy way to fix this, lets get Kearns and Johnson back on the bottle!

Poland, Hip Hop, and Corn

I think what we are seeing here in America is an "Easternization" of Snowboarding. Rumour has is that a few SUUUUUPER wealthy Polish Corn farmers with a "penchant" for snowboarding have taken over the Snowboard industry from the inside, working their way up over generations, starting as janitors, and slowly taking over many high level positions in the "Big 3". Dont be surprised if Mustache grease and the super tight black beanie are introduced this season, along with a new brigade of small mountain, smart mouthed Poles with bad attitudes, short boards and enourmously wide stances. Pozor!

I like your style Willie....

..... riding should be done in the mountains. I thought it was lame that people were going to Reno to ride rails in 2005 instead in tahoe. Whatever floats it. But I too wear black pants and a red jacket bro, weird. Of course with a full neck and wrist gaiters for those puking pow days. And when did people from Arizona know anything about riding? Full of steeps and pow for sure.

don't knock it until you've r

don't knock it until you've ridden here.....
more steeps and pow than anywhere in the midwest for sure, and most of the east for that matter

i know plenty about riding, smartass. and i know all about the costs involved and dedication it takes to get in car and drive 2, 3, 6, 12, however many hours just to be able to ride. You guys who live 10 minutes from some sick mountain in colorado or utah or wherever have got it made, and you don't even know it. You have no perspective. Maybe that's why people wearing jeans on the hill gets you all worked up.

you got it all wrong....

.... my sick mountain is in Washington State bro. And I know it.

cool

well good for you then man, you made your dream happen. I'm only here until i finish my degree, after that i'll be heading to seattle, or portland, or denver where i'll be able to freely talk down to people from non-snowboarding states. it must feel nice.

No problem

Just let me know. My bad man, I don't mean to talk shit. I actually like Arizona. Hot ladies everytime I go.

Nailed it

I would love to hear what came out of a conversation about this with you and Sean Johnson. Could be the interview of the century. His one with Revolution was pretty all time.

http://www.snowboard-revolution.com/rider/Sean-Johnson-Interview.html

That was a good interview for sure

"As long as someone can put riding first I don’t care what they wear."
I like that line.

shitche

i'd be stoked to even meet that dude.

The problem is with the Pro's

The problem of snowboardings identity crisis is as much or more a problem created by and supported by the pro's in the industry as it is with the big budgets, magazines or anyone else. If the pro's would sack up and be snowboarders instead of puppets and stand up for themselves, they would by default support snowboarding in it's true sense, but since so many pro's are sucking dick to get a paycheck so they can get spinners on the rims of their "whip" so they can show up to the "snowboard contest" in the parking lot of the Hard Rock hotel looking good enough to impress the judgest with their "snowboarding" which might help them to get a better agent to get them more money for their dope skillzzz..etc.. etc..the whole thing is a mess and the fault lies in a big way with the people who are in the position of influence. The pro's themselves. But these pro's are to afraid to be themselves. Could it be due to the fear of losing the first bit of acknowledgement these anti social pussies have ever had? Could The mix of their first taste of being liked combined with a paycheck be allowing them to feel great about being the confused, afraid, screaming for attention "trend setters" that the magazines tell them they are? If the pro's weren't buying into it, the mags wouldn't have a bunch of lame shit to document, and neither would the cine's. Instead, it's about documenting how "weird" the new guy is as he faces his fears of board sliding rails that are smaller than the rails in "Questionable." Or the flip side being that it's "all about having fun" so smile and laugh and giggle and don't take it seriously..and waste hours of peoples time having them watch you ollie on catwalks..

I hear about how rails are "dangerous" or "take mad skill" and that makes them worth documenting. So is running in front of moving vehicles on the freeway..should we dress up in tights and put hairspray in our hair and then do super tight close up interviews of ourselves before we play frogger dressed like Dee Snyder?

We can pretty much write off kickers now too since skate has taken that back as well. The only thing that makes snowboarding snowboarding is mountains. Surrender.

word

dude. you fucking nailed it locke.
we are all sitting here chearing for your comments.

you are one of the few that got the point of this...

yeah, there's hope

it's also dangerous to rollerblade with one rollerblade and a set of ski poles down a steep mountain pass, but youre not gonna catch me doing it.

uh-huh

Seriously... why are snowboarders so worried about their steez, I am a women and understand fashion and all, but c'mon shouldn't function over ride "Fashin"??? As a poor snowboarder I buy what ever is good and on sale ( OR what I can get pro-formed)... so I may be rockin' some unmatchin outfits but shit I im ridin warm and dry do-in it!!!

Wasn't all-over print the in

Wasn't all-over print the in thing in general fashion? The skateboard companies have come out with a million all-over print hoodies and tees. Snowboard companies, being always late to trends, are just going along with this.

Well said bluebird

I completely fuckin' agree...

quit whining

While I can't say i disagree with you, you're not the final authority on the status of all snowboarding bro. Maybe you're just thinking it's "getting gay" because you WANT to think it's "getting gay".

Which i'm sure makes you feel a lot cooler, of course, than everybody else since you obviously take pride in shredding back in the day. In the 80's, 90's, just "before it was cool".

Maybe if you just got the fuck over yourself, you wouldn't feel the need to hit us with this lame-ass tirade over the most pointless shit ever. Christ... it's the usual bullshit overblown 'pants' argument, but with a different asshole spouting it.

I really don't care who you are; i don't care if everyone else thinks you're a badass because you're in the 'industry' and own a company and evidently think you know what's best for everyone else... because guess what man. You are old and you will never understand what is going on with the young kids today, nor do you have the capacity to. Things change. It seems like you're trying so hard to hold on to the snowboarding of 20 years ago.

Let me guess... If you had your way, the current trend would be to ride with forward stances on 168cm boards while wearing Jordache windbreakers and "ski-bib" overalls that bunch up on top of your boots. Since snowboarding should really be the embodiment of everything "not cool", right? Dude i'm sorry but you need to quit getting hung up on the whole snow fashion thing. Nobody cares what anyone is wearing except for people like you who prefer to eschew any sort of progress in the name of nostalgia.

yep

if i had my way. snowboarding wouldnt be gay.

and im stoked you thought it was so pointless and then wrote
me a 5 paragraph poem.

168cm, that's my park board brah.

I'm guessing you have a shirt

I'm guessing you have a shirt with icecream cones all over it.enough said.

nope, sorry

don't have any girls jeans or matching plaid pants/jacket either

so fuck off, don't try to pigeonhole people you don't know. enough said. asshole.

pigeonhole.

but you do have a giant chip on your shoulder.I think you just need a hug.

hugs

i think you're right about that one

dude

pointless is when there are no replies.

just sayin

That this entire idea of "one subculture of snowboarding is better than the other" would die if people would just quit proliferating it.. Cause honestly, in the long run none of it will matter. You'd have more fun riding if you weren't busy vilifying those who don't meet your preordained image of what a snowboarder should be.

Backin it!!!

I am backin the statements from Willie. Its all about the costume of the week instaed of riding anymore.

Different strokes for differe

Different strokes for different folks, as is life.

))< = >((

Damn, Willie. Jerry Lewis would be proud.

But aren't gay guys usually the ones talking shit about other peoples' outfits?

Most pointless rant ever.. and I've read againstme4life's posts.

hhahahhaa

I never thought someone would lower themselves down to my level.

Fashion Show

Backing up the rant. From on an outsiders persective i don't get it, especially having been away from the industry for a while. I picked up Transgenders '08 buyers guide and its spends waaaay to many pges talking about different looks and styles. It's miserable. Nothing about board tech or back country gear or anything useful. They are just force feeding the kids a bunch of fashion shit. they have reduced riding to basic compnents of fashion, board graphics and logo stickers. What ever happened to letting your riding do the talking.
As Willie said its the same in skateboarding. All these new parks coming up with insane transition,replica pools, etc, but you will never find them being used, except by the old guys. All the kids lurk on the street course and bail tre flip after tre flip, stopping in between to adjust their i-pods or try to focus their boards because they missed "the" trick for the 1 millionth time.

Wearing fucking clown suits.

Willie,

I agree 100%. To make matters worse on my part I had to wear the Kemper suit in 89, yeah, the pink and green one with the prints. I hated it but I had to wear it in order to honor my contract. Even worse they named the Jacket - "The Baiocchi Parka" - Simply crushed. If people wondered why I went to all black clothing or my famous brown "Man Suit", now ya know.

Is it that the company's involved want it more mainstream? How much more can you pimp it out? Seems to me the sport will do what skating did back in the early 80"s. Get to the roots, the soul, and the forgotten history of the sport - Another full circle, another full spin. That's gonna be refreshing if that happens.

JB

Pocahontas

Baiochi you were the bomb in Pocahontas. All this new shit is gay as hell. I still rock the old gear cause the new shit sucks. 163 ASR santa cruz, sorel boots, hendo shell. Roach, Ranquet, Sanders, that is snowboarding.

HENDO...

...damn man, mad respect...

yeah

we are about to hit a new era of snowboarding. its about to be dope again.
full circle. full circle. it might even be cool to ride on mountains again.

amen.

You are absolutelty right on every word you typed.Snowboarding is pretty gay right now.The all over prints are the gayest thing I've ever seen.Girl pants are everywhere and when you said purple blind pant I got a flashback of my huge yellow FUCT jeans.I have much respect for anyone who is in san diego this weekend at that gay fashion show of a tradeshow.Because if I went there it would be with an oozie and a list.Good Post.

way to speak up, willie. p

way to speak up, willie.

personally, i've concluded a few things (which seem to be in line with what you're rapping about):

1. Usually I pick up a snowboard magazine and discover nothing but fashion-oriented content and non-snowboard related campaigns. So, i just don't look at many snowboard mags any more. I seem to be happier when I avoid the majority of irritating snowboard media and just snowboard.

2. A snowboarding culture collapse such as the early 90's skate death would actually be very welcomed by me. I personally think those are the best/funnest/most memorable and rewarding times. It's like a colon cleanse for snowboarding. I get excited when I think about a time when "boardsports" are once again shunned by nearly everyone who lacks a true commitment to skating or snowboarding.

3. One admired industry veteran who now lives in Orange County once told me that Southern California will ruin snowboarding. That's what I call The Truth.

stay ripshredding. and keep waxing the 157-172's.

///tm

k.d. on point with 1 through 3-in total agreement.

Craig Kelly (and fat girls) Forever.

the whole thing reminds me of....

Loveland Pass, opening weekend, 1993. It was bad then, and you bet your ass it's bad now.

At least back then, everybody bought shit at the thrift store. Now they're paying to look like clowns.

Whatevs.