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Talk Like A Pirate Day

By SBC at 09/19/2007 - 6:32am | SBC's blog | login or register to post comments

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ARRR!

A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."

Q: What killed the pirate?
A: A bad case of jock itch.

Q: What's a pirate's worst nightmare?
A: A sunken chest with no booty.

Q: Why is pirating addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Q: What does a pirate ride?
A: The bARRRRRGH!

Q: How many pirate jokes are laame?
A: Most of them ARRRGH!

and I had to add this one just cause it was so rediculous it made me bust up (freaken Cingular)..

Q: What cell phone service did the pirate use?
A: He used to use Cingulaaaaarr. But they overchaarrrrrged him. So he switched to Vaaarizon!

'haha'.. : )

By TM² at Wed, 09/19/2007 - 10:21am | login or register to post comments

pirate!

HYER!
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. the bartender looks at the pirate and asks "Hey pirate, why you have that wheel in your pants? pirate replies "AARRR, it driiives mee nuts!"
i dont care who ya are, thats funny right there. ha.

By hyer at Sat, 09/22/2007 - 3:57pm | login or register to post comments

more like....

smell like a pirate day

By trichards at Wed, 09/19/2007 - 7:20am | login or register to post comments