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well this is cute, i was told to evacuate the water in encinitas this am due to fatal great white attack...

i was surfing my zone when a helicopter ordered me out of the water. we kind of pretended we didnt hear them, until the life guard parked his truck infront of us and told us to get out of the food chain. fucking weird shit. it happened at sea side out by the kelp beds. all of the sudden there are all these people confirming that they have seen "it" around cardiff for a few weeks now.

WERE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOAT

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North County Get Yer Stripe On

"Black and White stripes mimic a poisoness predator that sharks are very likely to not get near. If you are boogie-boarding or surfing paint these patterns on for extra security. Surf pro Bethany Hammilton has this pattern and her confidence is greatly improved." (damn that girl never fails to inspire!)

That attack is sad and wild. When this stuff happens, I can't help but wonder why those big boys are coming over to take a bite..

Glad you weren't made into dinner, Todd. Our snow community might just melt w/out ya. Smiling

ok so now they are saying that its a 15 to 18 footer...great

white

I will catch your fish...

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

holy shizzle call roy shider and the whole amity police force

quint is on the scene. wow thats ironic isnt it

appropriate

i thought it was the appropriate time to give away my secret identity. I wouldn't think of myself as a super-hero, more of someone who doesn't give a shit and doesn't have much to lose.