hi i am in italy, for the olympics n shit. things are pretty sweet so far, we all know the men already did sweet in the half pike so i will entertain you with things that i have been doing and stuff.

so this guy shawn, he's like as big as a sasquatch, has been chilling with us. it's funny as hell since i really like harry and the hendersons. he's like a shaven big foot. so i call him shawn kong. skong has this friend come over to italy to chill and watch mens figure luging. well shawn says that he won star search or american idol or something, turn out he is gavin degraw, yeah still dont know who he is but i bet he makes girls on trl moist.

Gavin Degraw with Mark Sullivan.

anyhow i am eating my body weight in pasta and pizza, that would explain why i havent taken a deuce in like three days. my hotel room is pretty sweet, i bought a little playstation 2 with a portable screen and have been using that on my chill time. finished god of war the other day and starting are you there god its me margaret, so that was sweet. i always feel a little depressed when i finish a game i really enjoy. i think that i am only going to play old games so when i finish them i can go get the sequal right away and continue my fantasy. oh yeah i saw a woman who looks like j2 today, i think that it might be some weird illigitimate offspring. giacomo made the italions go crazy today, as well as shawn kong, did i mention he is quite handsome, they really like the italian stallion over here. it's funny that i really havent seen any i-rocs over here, wonder why? no one really wears that bull horn thing either...hmmm well i am over here till the 24th, by that time i should be finished with metal gear solid 3 or is it 4..whatever. saw ross powers and tricia burns watching the comp from the stands, thats along way to travel to watch your bros. guess im not that good of a friend. we had to use a wastebasket to pee in while we did the play by play of the comp, we though it would be funny to throw it off the scafolding, turns out that people dont like urine on them. did you ever wonder why ice skating gets all the coverage at the winter olympics? i do, men in tights.

Danny, Todd and Mason.

oh danny kass told me that when they were getting fitted for all their sweet official gear of the games, mason put on this nike long underdraws and was prancing around the fitting room, i guess one of the figure skaters pointed and said gay. turns out this ice dancer was wearing a knee length cable knit sweater. when a homeshow is calling you gay, your doing something wrong. i saw tom green the other day, he is tall. danny gave him his snowboard to try and ride he fell, so i asked him if snowboarding is harder than humping a dead deer or was it a cow in the road? blog out
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i think that j2 is actually hotter than the chick that i saw, not that im gay, but mason might be. i was also wondering why italy has all theses super sweet mountians with the snowfall of mountian creek. seriously, these mountians are mega, but it's like riding on a mirror.

Giacomo Kratter and Parnell.

seems that we will be her till late tonight voicing the shawn white show, giaccomo got so ripped off today. oh there is a french guy named gary zabrinski, sounds like a name i might use to make fake reservations under. gary, doesn't sound all that french to me, it's probably prounounced peire.