I am the surfer in search of the perfect wave or hip or slash zone.
We have adopted a new technique of riding the trees called Schwacking!
You pretty much go out and jib everyuthing thats fun and makes a Schwack sound. trees bushes..things that fly off when you smash 'em..
Its really all up toYou!
All of the other 9th level Evil Creedlers lurk in the trees and bounce from shack to shack assaulting all schwack worthy obstacles in their paths..

Schwackers rebellion........

Integrating Systems while riding.
Funny people are Essential.....
Falling Asleep during DVD"S
Sampling Different Bacon brands